Sarcasm and Boredom

sevenlittledevils:

whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting

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wotcher-doctor:

alwaysvotesaxon:

squeetown:

Jason Isaacs: I remember my very first day, I improvised a line. I had my first day, probably my first shot, I had to kind of flounce out of a room when Dumbledore, played by the late, great Richard Harris, put me in my place, and there was no line written, no exit line. And I’d been humiliated, and my plan had come to nothing. And I said to Chris Columbus, “Don’t you think there should be a line?” And he said, “Well, say something. Say whatever you like.” So we did another take, and I hadn’t told anyone what I was going to do. And as I turned to leave, I looked at Daniel, and I said, “Let us hope Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.” And then Daniel, who was all of 12, stepped right up to me, looked me right in the eye, and said “Don’t worry. I will be.” A chill went down my spine. And as he did it, I thought, “Christ, this kid is good.”

This is the part in the Harry Potter issue of Entertainment Weekly, when Jason tells this story, that I started to cry.

One of the most iconic lines in the whole of the series was improvised. By a 12-year-old boy.

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gonozik:

#benwhishaw @ #baftaTV awards

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

jackoffrost:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE I’VE GOTTEN YET

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whogivesacrapwhatmyusernameis:

This right here

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siriusstark:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well known fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living instead off his monthly state pension of 80 euros.

there’s still good in this world

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professorfangirl:

The abdication scene from Richard II, dir. Rupert Goold (2012), from the BBC’s The Hollow Crown. Because I couldn’t find a decent version online.

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erectionsandtea:

iwanttoseethestarsdoctor:

He’d be the nicest dalek ever, though.

EXTERMINATE BUT ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, LOVE, BUT IF YOU’D RATHER NOT PERHAPS WE CAN COME TO A MORE SUITABLE AGREEMENT

YOU ARE SUPERIOR AT ONE THING

YOU ARE BETTER AT DYING

NO, I MEAN THAT SINCERELY

YOU ARE REALLY QUITE MARVELOUS

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colinmorgod:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

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lifethroughsherlock:

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thatbeigetrenchcoat:

orgasm:

omfg this photo is still going around

holy fuck he’s cute

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